PMS
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PMS is wonderful, I'm sure we all agree,
"Hormones" take the brunt of it, if we disagree.
Rag your children, knife your spouse.
Go 'round acting like a louse,
Rage and storm for all to see.
Acting awful? Really? Me?
PMS is wonderful, when you pick a fight,
Startle your whole neighborhood, yelling half the night.
Go before the judge and say,
"I wasn't quite myself that day."
If your lawyer gets it right,
"Dismissed!" he'll say, "I will not cite!"
PMS is wonderful, the male half to confuse,
Covers all the bases, if you never want to lose.
Overslept? Forgot to pay?
All you ever have to say,
"It's time you understand the news....
I've got the PMSing blues."